Teazie Weazie

That's Miss Teazie Weazie to you!

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Modiano

We absolutely adore these graphics. And though we are nonsmokers, we hasten to remind our gentle reader that in the 1920s cigarettes were free of the harsh chemical additives so prevalent in today's commercially manufactured smokes. Thus we see how the evils of capitalism are the true carcinogens.

Good For Her!

A Hint of Yes

Climax and Nyesta: high-priced call girls or common trannies? You decide.

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We'll Drink to That!

We Thought You'd Never Ask!

These People Are On Drugs

That ain't just the coffee talkin'!

Holy Shit!

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Feather Light and Flexible

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Smoking Stars

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Hi-Girl

Just blow the boys and do some crack!

So she can be a bigger whore!

Huh?

While down below, she's getting wetter...

You Scream, I Scream...

We all scream for Man's Cream!

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Bette Davis for Luster-Creme

"She's got Bette Davis hair!"

Twice the Twinkle!

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From the Mainstream...

These short clips feature recent pop-culture "superstars" who wouldn't ordinarily be seen on Fabulon, but since it's the weekend we'll lower our standards a bit. The handsome man in both commercials is our beloved habibi, Amr Diab.

Hair Whores

Deborah Kerr

Janet Leigh

Debbie Reynolds

Summer Fun

Can you find the white people in this picture?

Absolut Insanity

Click on images to enjoy the details.

[fotos: nadav kander]

Salmita!

Once again, Salma Hayek is lactating Campari.

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