Been There

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We're still adjusting to life in the Pacific Northwest.




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16 Responses to "Been There"

Marcus said :
July 15, 2009 9:39 PM
Oh honey. NEVER wear your good fur in the forest and dirt. And oh, you didn't wear the right shoes either.
However the hat? FABULOUS!
Gams Galore said :
July 15, 2009 9:52 PM
Me too, and I've lived here for decades!
funboy3 said :
July 15, 2009 10:11 PM
Don't move, Thom!

We've spotted you from space (thanks to Google Maps and that faboo piece of millinery)and have dispatched
Millionaire Bachelors Without Borders to your coordinates!

Hang tough, Pookie!

opperita: a hillbilly vocal form, perfected in Tennessee.
FlowerBell said :
July 15, 2009 10:14 PM
The mushrooms are starting to wear off. Must find more...
Marcus said :
July 15, 2009 11:21 PM
OOOH! Funboy3 send me some too! I'm stuck in the other valley, except that bitch stole my fur coat! And my hat!
funboy3 said :
July 15, 2009 11:56 PM
Marcus,

Will do.

GPS indicates you are currently entangled with Bears. Are you coated with honey? Again?

Please advise.
ilduce said :
July 16, 2009 5:27 AM
Oh Thom,

I hope things are going better for you out there!
MJ said :
July 16, 2009 9:09 AM
Why aren't you wearing your knee pads?
Marcus said :
July 16, 2009 9:45 AM
Funboy3:
Was coated with honey, but that's been taken care of. Still entangled with bears, but please get me out of here because they are getting needy. Kthxbye.
funboy3 said :
July 16, 2009 10:04 PM
Marcus.....

M.B.W.B. arrived but you were already gone. They suspect you were abducted by Jem, sodomized with her microphone and then covered in glitter.

Shall we call in She-Ra to extract you? Josie and the Pussycats are busy right now. Something about being eaten by Grace Jones.


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Marcus said :
July 16, 2009 11:02 PM
GODDAMMIT! No luckily Jem didn't get me (although there was still glitter involved) One of those frisky bears took me back to their cave and molested me. Well, if one can molest the willing. I will still need She-Ra to come to save me though, he is sleeping and my arm is under his head. I don't want to have to pull a coyote ugly to get out of here. That Jose is such a skank! Imagine letting Grace Jones do such a thing, she already gets enough action from the Pussy-cats.
funboy3 said :
July 16, 2009 11:59 PM
Marcus....

You've held up well under such a barrage! Grace under pressure.(Not to be confused with Grace under Josie....ahem!)

She-Ra will be there shortly. If the bear wakes up, you have three choices: fight, flight or bite.

I certainly hope you've been keeping a diary. We're going to want to hear the sordid details.
punxxi said :
July 17, 2009 1:43 PM
omg! you're in my backyard! please don't wake up my baby raccoons!they will get you confused with their mummy.
Marcus said :
July 17, 2009 11:07 PM
Funboy3,
Thank you honey. She-Ra came to my rescue just before the bear woke up, she had to fend him off with her sword and then scare him with her breasts. Yes, I am transposing my memoirs of all of this to my houseboys as I type this.
marksparky said :
July 18, 2009 12:05 PM
admit it... you were feeling around for Washington's giant earthworm.
larry said :
July 18, 2009 1:43 PM
i think shes looking for mt. st. helens...

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