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Our beloved Fabulonians are far more "pretty, witty, and gay" than we could ever hope to be. Thus, we look forward to reading their captions for this inspiring photo. The author of our favorite caption will win a fabulous trinket of some sort. Because this is a contest. So have at it, bitches!


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26 Responses to "Your Caption Here"

Mel said :
July 17, 2008 9:02 AM
"I wonder if Mom put arsenic in my birthday cake, too."
StinkyLulu said :
July 17, 2008 9:18 AM
Nancy loved her birthday. It was the one day each year when she could taste her favorite doll's smooth pink thighs, licking each glorious curve clean, without fear of reprisal.
joe*to*hell said :
July 17, 2008 9:28 AM
it's bad enough i got all these freckles and ugly red hair. i was looking forward to drowning my sorrows in cake, but someone stuck a barbie doll in it, and now i gotta eat around this doll with a perfect body and blonde hair to make me feel even worse about myself. damnit, wheres the vodka?
marisha said :
July 17, 2008 9:46 AM
she sadly gazed @ the candle-less birthday cake wondering how she was going to make her yearly wish for her mother to die a painful, miserable death without any candles to blow out.
mrpeenee said :
July 17, 2008 9:52 AM
How Madge had looked forward to this day: her mother finally dead, Dead, DEAD; the gardener mounting her like a poodle in heat; and now her own special little cake. Why then did it all seem so sere? Possibly washing down all those Vicodan with rum had been a mistake. How could she have known she�d wind up face down in the cake with the doll�s tiny little fist up her nose?
luddite4life said :
July 17, 2008 9:54 AM
Jimmy always wanted a barbie birthdaycake and for everyone to call him Jennifer.
Emma P. said :
July 17, 2008 10:04 AM
Thank you Mommy!
Now I can tell all my friends they were right to think girls bottom halves are really made of cake!
Chica la Bouche said :
July 17, 2008 10:20 AM
Etheline's new tortilla warmer was truly everything she'd dreamed it could be.
K. R. Seward said :
July 17, 2008 11:13 AM
Her inflatable Mae West cravat fastened around her neck, she could wait till the charges she set blew away the levee.

Then the river would come, the water would rise and she and her favorite cake would float out of town.
Miss Janey said :
July 17, 2008 11:49 AM
Miss Janey's twin bemoans another birthday with no boys at the party, for which again her mother baked her present right into the cake, and dreads another year during which she will still be known as the "uglier one".
jason said :
July 17, 2008 12:20 PM
"Can we light her hair on fire and make a wish now?!"
JohnK said :
July 17, 2008 12:31 PM
Tootie, if you get me out of this cake I promise I'll take you to Fabulon for a new haircut and glasses.
TigerYogiji said :
July 17, 2008 3:33 PM
It's my birthday and all I get is a half-assed cake?!! I wanted a dental dam...
Ernie said :
July 17, 2008 3:41 PM
Harriet was so thrilled with her kewpie doll sponge, she shat her pants!
tula said :
July 17, 2008 4:29 PM
On that fateful day, Gertie realized that only pretty girls got creamed from the waist down on their birthday.
Pup Lambert said :
July 17, 2008 5:48 PM
Betty Sue did not realize her dress was made out of cake until it was too late!

"I'm gonna eat your wholesomeness!!!"
TJB said :
July 17, 2008 6:35 PM
Moments later, all that remained of the Doll Cake was shattered plastic and enamel, and the dripping remnants of frosting still clinging to the field hockey stick clutched in Velma's white-knuckled hands.
StageLefty said :
July 17, 2008 7:55 PM
Yes, my skin DOES match mother's walls. My optometrist will never be as rich as the orhtodontist I will be seeing next year. And my hair DOES look a lot the postman's. But each and every horrifying birthday cake gets me a little closer to becoming a handsome woman with her own attorney.
Sarospice said :
July 17, 2008 7:59 PM
I always wondered what Mike Schmidt's 11th birthday was like......
Oh him said :
July 17, 2008 8:19 PM
La Pequena flew to Indiana all the way from Chile for Francine's birthday. It was a special dress, a special song, and a very fabulous compleanos!
feuilleton said :
July 17, 2008 8:23 PM
He'd done his best, he really had; the hair, the charity store wardrobe, the "special" glasses. But now Frank was forced to admit that the wretched plastic figurine and her confectionery gown was more of a woman than he'd ever be.
Justin said :
July 17, 2008 9:46 PM
Trixie was in heaven. Her cake
really DID look exactly like the toilet paper cover.
Misster Kitty said :
July 18, 2008 6:41 AM
Like Marie-Antoinette before here, Mildred was heard to say, "Fuck that shit, let THEM eat cake. Bring on the strippers!"
buukfairy said :
July 18, 2008 9:48 AM
Opie wished Aunt Bee had a niece, too.
Jen-TheAlienSpouse said :
July 18, 2008 12:03 PM
I told her that cake would go straight to her thighs.
elcynic said :
July 18, 2008 10:01 PM
And the doll mocked her for the last time...

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