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The Zellweger


Once again, The Zellweger rears her ugly head on Fabulon, this time as our latest Mysterion. Congrats to all who named her, with kudos and Extra Fabulosity Points to Karmander, who was the first to get it right.

We often lay in bed at night, wondering just what it is that Hollywood sees in this woman. Who is her agent, that she is repeatedly miscast in plum roles that should go to other actresses? And why does the media love her so? One can only hope that these things change once Barack Obama is president.


6 Responses to "The Zellweger"

Miss Janey said :
June 18, 2008 1:16 PM
Hhahahaha. Miss Janey will print this out and keep it close to her heart for always.

Miss Z sure doesn't complete Miss Janey. Miss Z barely completes herself.
Donna Lethal said :
June 18, 2008 2:30 PM
UGH!
I have been away from Fabulon for a few days and I come back to see her sour lemon face. I need to cleanse my eyes immediately!
Emma P. said :
June 18, 2008 2:49 PM
Her agent is Kevin Huvane, who w/ Bryan Lourd, Carrie Fisher's gay ex-husband, are the gods of Creative Arts Agency (CAA) the most powerful agency in Hollywood. He also reps J. Aniston, Julianne Moore & Nicole Kidman, et al.
Still gotta wonder what she's got on him. I honestly don't see the allure.
Sarospice said :
June 18, 2008 6:12 PM
I hear she's got a style of oral known throughout Hollywood as"The Lemonhead".
Atomische said :
June 19, 2008 4:57 AM
you can actually see the whites of her eyes a little bit. rare photo!
indycitygirl said :
June 19, 2008 6:51 PM
I call her Squinty McLemonpuss,I loathe her...


BTW,posting her foul picture here in the home of fabulosity,not so good,make me cry

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