HAH! I saw this on vintage ads the others day and wondered when it'd make an appearance here!
This ad is all kinds of wrong...
Forst of all, where would Adam & Eve plug in her hairdryer and curling iron - no one is BORN with winged hair like that!!!
Secodnly, I think ADAM is wearing the nail polish...how the heck was the human race going to get going if he was amused enough with his OWN "look"?! ;)
Well, now we know why Eve was created from Adam's rib -- he wanted it removed so he could have the sveltest sillhouette in all of Eden, and wear peplums, wasp waists and Bob Mackie gowns with flair.
In the original version of the garden of Eden, Gay Adam and his gal pal Eve frolicked around, until some bitchy snake tried to get him to try some shady "Fruit." It was pretty much all over after that.
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who knew that adam wore eyeliner? perhaps it wasn't eve who was tempted by the snake.
We all want to look our juiciest, like the original people. I think that goes without saying.
Adam looks more bitter and dried-up (but not dried-out) than "juicy."
"Eve" has man hands.
There were eyeshadows and blusher in Heaven...I didnt know that.
HAH! I saw this on vintage ads the others day and wondered when it'd make an appearance here!
This ad is all kinds of wrong...
Forst of all, where would Adam & Eve plug in her hairdryer and curling iron - no one is BORN with winged hair like that!!!
Secodnly, I think ADAM is wearing the nail polish...how the heck was the human race going to get going if he was amused enough with his OWN "look"?! ;)
Apparently Adam wears more make up than Eve...
Well, now we know why Eve was created from Adam's rib -- he wanted it removed so he could have the sveltest sillhouette in all of Eden, and wear peplums, wasp waists and Bob Mackie gowns with flair.
In the original version of the garden of Eden, Gay Adam and his gal pal Eve frolicked around, until some bitchy snake tried to get him to try some shady "Fruit." It was pretty much all over after that.
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