Why wouldn't we?
Sadko
The most fabulous movie we've never seen.
We found these stills at Wetcircuit, and were immediately stunned by the fact that we had never even heard of this film, which appears to be all kinds of faboo. Based on the images, we've pieced together the plot as best we can.
A young girl, perhaps a princess, quietly weeps. She knows that even if she does actually meet John Stamos, by then he will be middle-aged and kind of skeevy.
Meanwhile, an evil Bea Arthur, her silver tresses plated gold, is determined to somehow get Rue McClanahan in this movie. Even if it means destroying the little girl.
In another kingdom, a handsome young prince tries to convince people that he's not gay, by firmly grasping a fish. Unfortunately, the fish is more than a bit phallic.
Gandalf, or perhaps Dumbledore, saves the queen and her ladies-in-waiting from a flying octopus. They reward him with drink tickets for The Manhole.
The handsome prince's erection takes the form of a giant seahorse, and demands relief.
In Gethsemane, Jesus wept.
Somehow, all's well that ends well, and the moral of the story is that three drag queens are better than one. But you knew that already!Fini
Drew Barrymore
The most famous Barrymore of the 21st century was our latest Mysterion, giving her best drag queen performance. See, she really can act! Congrats to UglySinglesClub, who was the first to name her, and Extra Bonus Fabulosity Points to all who guessed correctly. Thanks to everyone for playing!
Raymond Hudd
Chicagoans may remember Raymond Hudd's millinery shop,
a long-time fixture on Clark St.
a long-time fixture on Clark St.
Taking Attendance
Who are you? What are you doing here? We'd like to know, so feel free to sign in and tell us a bit about you. If you've done this before, well, do it again, bitch darling. If you're new here, welcome aboard!
There's an open bar, an assortment of exotic fruit, dancing girls, house boys, bitter queens, aging seamstresses, snake charmers, Europeans, role models, dowagers, faeries, recovering goths, porn stars, starving artists, courtesans, survivors, pastry chefs, supermodels, ladies-in-waiting, native New Yorkers, sweet transvestites, sailors, club kids, high-priced hookers, bohemians, dandies, milliners, secret agents, sisters of Sappho, vampires, auteurs, voyeurs, poseurs, couturiers, friends of Dorothy, characters, hair hoppers, pharisees, contortionists, personal assistants, nuns, nymphomaniacs, disco dollies, jet setters, freedom fighters, cabaret singers, men of letters, gender benders, pundits, rainmakers, creatures of the night, exiled royalty, autodidacts, fetishists, cunning linguists, vaudevillians, lovers and other strangers, cads, choreographers, social butterflies, bodhisattvas, rough trade, show people, steppenwolves, living legends, new romantics, movers and shakers, stevedores, oenophiles, magicians, eunuchs, gorgons, twins, fishwives, starlets, harlots, non-conformists, coloraturas, ambassadors, hop heads, literati, swingers, imaginary friends, astronauts, vixens, bikers, leftists, gold diggers, gigolos, mesmerists, jockeys, ballerinas, braggarts, steampunks, hypocrites, hermaphrodites, dilettantes, millionaires, billionaires, zillionaires, and more wigs than you can shake a stick at. So start shaking your stick and join in the fun! Get to know your fellow Fabulistas!
And remember:
LIFE IS AS FABULOUS AS YOU MAKE IT!
Have a Great Weekend!
In order to continue our religious studies, charity work, and support of teen hustlers, we will be taking weekends off for a while. See ya on Monday!
XOXOXOXOX
Who the Hell is THAT?
Can you tell us?
(If you are already familiar with these pics, keep the answer to yourself
and let others hazard a guess. You can gloat later.)
Hi-Rise Fabulosity
We imagine that at the top of one of these shoes is a penthouse with an amazing view, while the other has a revolving restaurant and discoteque. We'll take 'em both.
Deco Purse Lights
These vintage beauties come in handy when looking for
your keys, pillbox, flask, or prophylactic.
your keys, pillbox, flask, or prophylactic.
Vintage Pleasure
Had we known that men looked like this in the 1950s,we would have tried harder to be alive then.
[foto: clifford coffin]
Radio Fabulon
We have completely fallen in love with this song. It's so poignant and beautiful that we are swept away every time we listen to it. Musically, it's somewhere between Brazil 66 and Lamb, if that makes any sense at all. Lyrically, we have no idea. Perhaps one of our Portuguese-speaking Fabulonians, like Mariana or Joka P, will give us a brief translation. In the meantime, we will continue to enjoy this, and we hope that you do, too.
[image by art of bliss]
